Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
And the story of Noah’s ark
Didn’t god kill like a total of 2 million people in the bible or something?
Yeah he did
"Do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?"
Individual Protein Cheesecake
6oz Chobani plain 0% Greek Yogurt
1/2 Tbsp Jell-O sugar-free instant pudding mix – cheesecake
1/2 cup fiber bran cereal
4 Tbsp water
1 Tbsp unsalted almond butter
1/4 tsp stevia
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1/8 tsp nutmeg
Add the cheesecake flavored pudding mix into the yogurt and stir until well combined. Set yogurt mixture aside. In a food processor or blender, grind the bran to a fine texture. In a small mixing bowl, add the ground bran with all dry ingredients, (stevia, cinnamon, and nutmeg) and mix evenly. Then add the almond butter and water and stir until it becomes moist and sticky. If the batter is still crumbly, add additional water in 1 tsp increments until desired consistency is achieved. Pour the crust mixture into a small 4in circular pan. Pack the crust along the bottom and sides of the dish to create a pie shape. Pour the filling on top of the crust and smooth evenly along the top. Refrigerate for at least 20 minutes and enjoy cold.
OMG guys I’m so glad I just found this recipe!! It’s not mine, I got it at http://rabbitfoodformybunnyteeth.com/my-big-nonfat-greek-yogurt-recipes/.
Lower Calorie Oatmeal Raisin PB BallsYields: 12-13 balls (mine made 13)Ingredients-1C oats ground into oat flour-1/4C peanut butter, smooth-1/8C honey-1/8C water-1/3C raisinsMethod1. In a small food processor, process oats for 15-20 seconds, turning your oats in to oat flour.2. Add the rest of your ingredients and process for about a minute, or until it becomes doughy. (You may need to add a squirt more of honey (or even water to save calories) if it is still too dry.)4. Using a small cookie scoop, scoop out the dough and role between your palms forming a ball.